17 Messages From God

 

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Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign sponsored by an anonymous client which received some national attention.
It included 17 different messages from God.

1. "Let's Meet At My House Sunday Before the Game." — God 


2. "C'mon Over And Bring The Kids." — God 


3. "What Part of 'Thou Shalt Not…' Didn't You Understand?"
   — God 


4. "We Need To Talk." — God 


5. "Keep Using My Name in Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer." — God 


6. "Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage." — God 


7. "That ‘Love Thy Neighbor' Thing, I Meant It." — God 


8. "I Love You…I Love You…I Love You…" — God 


9. "Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place?" — God 


10. "Follow Me." — God 


11. "Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding." — God 


12. "My Way Is The Highway." — God 


13. "Need Directions?" — God 


14. "You Think It's Hot Here?" — God 


15. "Tell The Kids I Love Them." — God 


16. "Need a Marriage Counselor? I'm Available." — God 


17. "Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test."
    — God