Funny joke..

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night"."We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."

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Words of encouragement

To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did. When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you but merely opening your hands to receive something better. The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you.

Just say this prayer silently: God our Father, walk through my house take away all my worries and illnesses. Please watch over me and heal my family. In Jesus name, Amen.

At times we forget to say:
* Thank you
* I'm sorry
* Forgive Me
* I Love you
* How r you?
* R u doing well?
* Can I Help you? Or even 2 say thanks 4 being my friend.

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